Governors Gone Bad

With one more governor apologizing for his discretion's, I thought I would remind you of one of the better stories of a governor that strayed.

Governor Spitzer


As far as these sex scandals go
Governor Spitzer’s is one for the show
With Silda, his wife, by his side
He says he has nothing to hide
I admit that what I did was wrong
And my tenure as Gov won’t be long
But the details I won’t be revealing
Just think of my poor wife’s poor feelings
Respect my position, it’s a private matter
I simply won’t tolerate this idle chatter
But the critics say they got him this time
He is known in the book as just John # 9
They say he has used this service before
To pay for Kristen, a high priced young whore
He wired her money, asked if she had the time
To bring her sweet self across the state line
And the Feds say that doing it in just this way
Is a criminal offense and someone has to pay
He paid 4300 and left after two hours
He didn’t bring candy and he didn’t bring flowers
He didn’t bring anything that they could tell
But a good reputation that’s now shot to hell
The “Sheriff of Wall Street” when he burst on the scene
And Hillary Clinton called him “Mr. Clean”
But maybe poor Hillary just had her fill
Of Governors gone bad – look up her husband Bill


Mdailey
03/11/08